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  2. ultimategeekchopper:

dies

    ultimategeekchopper:

    dies

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  3. gayyourlifemustbe:

    jkimisyellow:

    halefullofgrace:

    partynauseous:

    There it is…

    The DragQueen

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    Coco Montrese makes her return

    ^^^

    Look at how fucking orange you look

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    19 hours ago  /  2,390 notes  /  Source: partynauseous

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    waking up with david

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    taking a shower with david

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    getting dressed with david

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    eating breakfast with david

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    walking the dog with david

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    relaxing with david

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    reading with david

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    on tumblr with david

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    cooking dinner with david

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    going to sleep with david

    19 hours ago  /  24,601 notes  /  Source: great-gallifrey

  5. teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

    teenytigress:

    SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

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    20 hours ago  /  227,894 notes  /  Source: teenytigress

  6. gaykissesandlove:

My prom date Patrick (blue bowtie) and I, David (red bowtie) ^_^

    gaykissesandlove:

    My prom date Patrick (blue bowtie) and I, David (red bowtie) ^_^

    20 hours ago  /  206 notes  /  Source: gaykissesandlove

  7. spookmyphallus:

    equiuszahhak:

    a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum

    id watch it

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  9. reginasmom:

the fact that some random actor actually got channing tatum dryhumping his ass

    reginasmom:

    the fact that some random actor actually got channing tatum dryhumping his ass

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    20 hours ago  /  19,590 notes  /  Source: mysisterscatsareassholes

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  11. fortheloveofcamelotandgallifrey:

    the-yolocaust:

    ive never watched doctor who but im pretty sure this is what its about

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    this is exactly what it’s about

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    20 hours ago  /  59,036 notes  /  Source: the-yolocaust

  12. sexhaver:

    Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.

    Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.

    Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.

    That means no more porn on Tumblr.

    well i guess theyll just ban every single blog that has ever posted a sexually explicit image and reap the profits from the remaining five bloggers, three of whom are bots

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